Clap Bear

A Koala. Named because Koalas are often erroneously known as Koala Bears, and the high rates of Chlamydia infection, known as "the clap" among wild Koala populations.

Aussie: Koala Chlamydia is a serious crisis!
Floridian: lol clap bears

by Florida_man_on_wild May 6, 2023

sloppy clap

When you poop in your hands and clap

Did you guys hear Dave did a sloppy clap?

by ThaGoob August 6, 2024

Thunder Clap

When she shits in your hands and then you clap.

When she gives me a Thunder Clap I pretend Im one of those monkeys with the cymbals! Really turns her on

by Redshadow203 September 12, 2023

clap

clap your cheeks

bella- clap
ual-clap what?
bella-my cheeks
jana-ew
lawrence-yuck
fina-say whatt

by BELLAAAABLAH September 13, 2023

Clap a Gator

To unknowingly or accidentally proclaim one wishes to have sexual relations with animals

The Scottish guy was clueless when he said he wanted to clap a gator; talk about culture shock

by SpecialistoftheStrange October 2, 2023

Clap Cock

Originating at UC Berkeley, clap cock is when you jerk off so many times over the course of a 1-2 week period that you temporarily can not get or maintain an erection. The cure to clap cock is semen retention.

I knew in advance that my date wasn’t gonna put out so I said fuck it and gave myself clap cock.

by EdgingBigChungus2302 December 5, 2023

Christmas clap

On Christmas Eve you get together with another special someone. You then wake up on Christmas Day and something just ain’t right. Surprisingly you find out you have acquired the “ Christmas clap.”

Dayum Shaunita, you were with Kwantrell last night. I’m glad you made it for Christmas dinner. But don’t sit down at the dinner table with that Christmas clap.

by Dizzy Dycks December 25, 2023