Bullshit Baffles Brains

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

by Eddy July 29, 2007

Square Brackets

The thing used to link other words with

You can use the square brackets to link other words. For example, booty will become booty.

by MyBigFatBoobs January 25, 2020

Car brain

Derogatory term for vehicle drivers, whose cognitive functions have been impaired by the act of driving.

Long term dependency on their car has caused their brain to atrophy to such an extent that they barely recognize pedestrians as human. The car brain will speed in parking lots where they share right-of-way with pedestrians, will block the entirety of a crosswalk while waiting for the green light, overtake bikes without giving enough room, splash pedestrians with water by hitting puddles at full speed, et cetera

Look at that, some car brain parked in the bike lane. Sure would be a shame if someone keyed them.

by Chad Pedestrian August 29, 2021

Bravery

Knowing something is incredibly stupid that makes sense to do, but you know you'll get your ass kicked for doing it. And still you step up and do it because no one else will. Or confronting you're worst fears but acting like it's nothing and facing down the fear.

A professor in a university once stressed a huge test that was coming up that was worth 3/4 of your total semesters grade. When the students got the test they were stunned. There was only one question:
What is bravery?
all the students got to work and wrote for hours, except one he tapped his pencil on the desk, smiled, andtook the test up to the teacher. It was handed back to him with a 100% at the top.
The students answer was:
This is Bravery.

by A.L.L.People December 2, 2011

Bush for brains

See: Butt-bread

How could you be such a Butt-bread Bush?

by Mahalaleal October 16, 2003

Braven

Braven Pronounced: Brave - n Strong, courageous, warrior. Handsome, honorable and honest. Leader of many in fairness and truth. Good communicator and able to discern the heart of a person by listening to them as well as reading their body language. Respectful of God and respected by mankind. A man with a purpose.

Braven is a man of integrity, respected by those he leads and regarded as strong and courageous.

by JumpinJax February 3, 2010

Brads wife

1. A beautiful angel who gave the best 11 years of her life to cracker barrel only to be let go without reason on her husbands birthday.

2. The glue holding Cracker Barrel together

1. Dude 1: "Hey bru wanna hit up Cracker Barrel?"
Dude 2: "naaaa bra, it's become a cesspool of dispair since brads wife was let go"

2. Girl 1: "would you like to donate 1 dollar to a worthy cause?"

Girl 2: "what's the cause?"
Girl 1: "100,000 dollars to take Cracker Barrel to court In an attempt to bring the franchise to its knees and to bring justice to brads wife"
Girl 2: " let me just grab some change (runs to nearest ATM, takes out every last penny)

3. *Gets Facebook notification* "Brad invited you to like his Facebook page ""1,000,000 strong against Cracker Barrel, justice for brads wife"" *ends up in a finger cast for hitting "like" too many times*

by Princesshoops March 25, 2017