barnyard sodomy

The act of having anal sex with barn yard animals.

The Walton brothers were victims of barnyard sodomy.

by xxXx_jadedragon_xXxx August 13, 2004

barnarn

noun- a fart
adj-an insult

(adj) bob lynch called me tonight and he was being such a barnarn.
(noun) ew bob lynch your barnarn reeks!

by negrolarry August 23, 2005

Barnyard Blast

when a woman is giving a man head, we all know that she gets warning before we blow a load. in this case you dont give so much of verbal warning, but a kick of the leg and make the sound of a barn animal (mine was a horse). As she looks to see what is going on, shoot her in the face.

when i made it up, i was on my futon laying down. i always told it was coming but decided it was time for change. so i brayed like a horse and kicked my leg. she looked up and said "what the..." and splat, i shot her face. the BARNYARD BLAST was born

by comedian314 May 27, 2009

Barnetticles

A small, pale child

The girl eating the cheez-it's is very white and needs sun she's such a Barnetticles.

by sarahismyBFF (: February 27, 2010

barndominium

essentially a barn on the bottom with a "condo" or other living quarters on top. Usually found in rural areas.

I can keep my tractors and have my house all in one building! You should come check out my barndominium!

by CountryClassy June 2, 2011

Barnesia

Forgetting details of conversations held at a bar due to excessive alcohol consumption.

Wife says, "honey, do you remember what you told me last night while we were at happy hour?". Husband replies, "Uh, no I think I have barnesia!".

by Eff'r September 14, 2013

Barnacle

The word used to describe a person whom waits until the very last second of a conference call to make their presence known

Sally is such a trashy barnacle! She attached herself to the weekly Webex like a parasite, adding less-than-zero value, until it came time for her to announce her presence to management!

by 16vjohnson December 11, 2018