bacon butty 

a term used to describe the female genitailia, reffering to the padded sides resembling the baps and the fanny flaps resembling the crispy bacon.

i wanted to rump her dump but unfortunately her bacon butty was brimming with tomato sauce. maybe next week.

i showed her that bacon butties are much improved with a meaty sausage in them.

bacon butty by chubby mcChub December 21, 2008

bacon hanger 

Childrens Poontang.

"look at the bacon hangers on that toodler."

bacon hanger by GunMeDownRenton January 9, 2004

bacon trombone 

Offensive slang term for the aorta, especially in context of transgressive sex.

I heard that (s)he take it up the bacon trombone.

bacon trombone by lex November 25, 2004

Bacon Bits 

the dangly bits of an old outtie vagina. Often associated with causing high cholestorol in older men and victims of MILFS.

"Get off those bacon bits hunny the doctor said to watch your choletorol" "I love the salty taste of your bacon bits tonight hunny, they almost look as though they could use a trim, they are getting extra fatty, not good for my cholestorol" "MMMM bacon bits can get so wet when stimulated correctly on a hot day" "I love to nibble on my wifes bacon bits of a morning"

Bacon Bits by Danee March 31, 2007

bacon bum

a word that is used when two girls are lesbian and try to trick their boyfriends

my and my girlfriends say bacon bum to our boyfriends to confuse them

bacon bum by imboredandyehh September 24, 2009

bacon hangers 

Breasts (male or female) that are similar to holding a large waterballoon by the knot.

Generally found on nasty, dumpy, slightly ovrweight women. Also found on "National Geographic" porn.

Shit look at the bacon hangers on that one... looks like she needs a hose handler to keep those things in place.

bacon hangers by Pwner!! September 27, 2005

bacon bracket 

Inside hangers under the lady lips

so I sliced through the bacon bracket...as you do

bacon bracket by Coppo January 25, 2005