smoke a boat

The act of smoking meth or another item in tin foil. Often referred to as a boat because of the canoe shape the foil makes when folded.

High tweaking blazing smoking boatsmoke a boat Tooter crizzi

by lilmikey March 10, 2014

The bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing.

A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".

Implies that "size matters".

Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."

Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"

Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."

by Dakron July 11, 2014

row the boat

- a sexual act where an individual sits in between two men and stroking one d*ck (represent the first oar) with one hand and the other d*ck (representing the second oar) with their other hand and doing so in a rowing motion similar to how you'd row a regular boat

- "rowing the boat" can also be performed with more than three people as you can have a larger "boat" where there's more "oars" available with more people stroking them in a rowing motion

I had a threesome last night. We all got naked and I sat in between the two guys and started to row the boat for us.

by tomriddle69 September 17, 2017

jump the boat

To not look before you leap, to take action before thinking.

“Slow down, Kiddo. You’re starting to jump the boat,”

by KennyTheGoneOne April 22, 2018

load the boat

To recruit a large number of people towards your cause.

If we’re gonna get Karen fired we’re gonna have to ask everyone in the department to document her recent behavior, you know, load the boat

by Dr. Tampa August 6, 2019

Row-Boat

The act of motor-boating (making a noise and rubbing your fact between some titties)
on a lady with small boobies.

Dude, I Row-boated that Donna chick with the small tits back it seventh grade.

by Ojizzum August 12, 2008

tickle your fancy floating boat

A euphemism for something naughty that one would do to another person.

I want to tickle your fancy floating boat.

I can't wait to get those girls home, and tickle their fancy floating boats.

by ARMWKL August 24, 2010