frosts my balls

An expression used to indicate annoyance at something or someone.

Every time I hear a politician pontificate about the Earned Income Credit or tax rebates for people who didn't pay taxes it frosts my balls.

by harry flashman July 23, 2003

balls to the wind

Making a maximal effort. Used in conflict situations. Variation of balls out.

He charged, balls to the wind, crashing through the door.

by kelly crawford July 14, 2004

Half my ass and both my balls

Used in stating you would wager a large amount on a subject.

I would bet half my ass and both my balls that Pamela Anderson has more STDs than just the Hepatitus C that everyone already knows about.

by Mathias Gruber May 9, 2008

balls in yo jaws

word meaning literally, testicles in your mouth

I beat my meat when i walk down the street,
i said I beat my meat when i walk down the street,
balls in yo jaws

by andrew and karnell May 14, 2008

Getting Your Balls Wet

A descriptive term for having intercourse with a lady; supposedly because of bodily fluids.

"Are you getting your balls wet tonight?"

"He bare got his balls wet in your bird last week"

by ConcreteHorizon August 30, 2006

Ballseye

A perfectly placed throw or strike to the testicles.

Richard wound up and threw the rubber duck, impacting Scott squarely in the testicles - ballseye!

by sjg22 October 26, 2018

Ballschmeck

The jelly-like substance which surrounds and coats the balls and inner thighs after approximately two weeks of not showering

Trevor: you I got jelly stuff on my balls!
Me: oh you mean ballschmeck?
Trevor: yeah

by The reclaimer December 14, 2019