i can't be arsed

lack of motivation to take part in a particular activity or anything at all

'i can't be arsed to go to school'

by appathy February 6, 2012

queer arse

homosexual male

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

up your arse

a shouted response to an insult. similar to up yours but stronger.

made immortal by the lyrics of the famous song:- "from stamford bridge to upton park" "stick your blue flag up your arse" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "from stamford bridge to upton park" ""stick your blue flag" "UP YOUR ARSE"

by theWestHamfan November 18, 2003

Arse Me Bollocks

A term used when you think a lie is being told, or you don't believe what the person is telling you.

"Josh, where are you?" Josh: "I'm upstairs" "Arse me bollocks you are!"
Or
"I got the new iPhone 6!" "Arse me bollocks you did!"

by TehEnglishJuan October 24, 2014

doritos arse mohichan

When you place Doritos in your (or someone else's) arse crack in such a way that it makes you're arse look like it has a Mohichan

"Hey Dude, Steve has passed out drunk, lets give him a Doritos arse mohichan

by AGB7 October 20, 2017

park your arse

sit

Park your arse overthere, I want to talk to you.

by Jude K January 29, 2017

Smart-Arse-Tax

A Smart-Arse-Tax is a form of punishment imposed on smart-arses by taking money/ other items of value from friends, peers etc when they demonstrate their ability to be a smart-arse.

Calling someone a smart arse is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:

(1) through sarcasm,

(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or

(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.

Imposing a Smart-Arse-Tax, actually fines them for this behaviour, giving the recipient a sense of achievement and control.

by A smart arse November 30, 2011