One places sriracha on the tip of their penis, and then inserts into their partner whom is in the doggy style position. First to scream is the crab, and receives a buttering.
by Firecrab March 28, 2016
Get the Alaskan fire crab mug.A dog that is either lazy, injured, crippled, or dead. This comes from the fact that dog sleds are a well-known form of transportation in Alaska and that if anything bad were to happen to any one of the sled dogs, well, you know, the sled would falter like a car with a flat tire.
"Fuck, my dog's leg just broke! I've got an Alaskan flat tire here and I need to rush him to the vet fast!"
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"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"
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"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"
by Terminus_Est August 1, 2016
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When two male and female transsexuals are fucking in bed and the woman says "I CAN SEE SPACE" and the sex gets so intense that they are transported to an isolated area of the universe and are broken appart into individual atoms. They then come back together but are so sexually powerful that they become a star with the couple forever fucking within the centre. The first known case of this act happened in Alaska which is where it gets part of its name.
Person 1: You wanna know what I'm gonna do to Chantel tonight?
Person 2: Yeah ok.
Person 1: The Alaskan Starfuck.
Person 2: NO! NONONONO! YOU DONT FUCK AROUND WITH THAT SHIT MAN! ITS ANCIENT ALASKAN DARK MAGIC STUFF!
Person 1: Then this is farewell my friend. If this must be the end, forever know that our presence and being shall forever exist within the cosmos.
Person 2: Farewell.
Person 2: Yeah ok.
Person 1: The Alaskan Starfuck.
Person 2: NO! NONONONO! YOU DONT FUCK AROUND WITH THAT SHIT MAN! ITS ANCIENT ALASKAN DARK MAGIC STUFF!
Person 1: Then this is farewell my friend. If this must be the end, forever know that our presence and being shall forever exist within the cosmos.
Person 2: Farewell.
by MURDOCISGOD June 19, 2017
Get the Alaskan starfuck mug.A difficult and hard to maneuver sex move a man performs during doggystyle sex by thrusting balls-deep into the female and then punching her asscheeks until they're either red or she falls to the floor in pain, which is followed by the man cupping her breasts in both his hands and punching upwards towards her chin at the same time. The result is a woman who no longer wants to have sex and might be unconscious.
Dirty Dick: Yo my man! I gave the girlfriend the ALASKAN PUMMELKNUCKLE last night!
Agreeable Andy: Niiiiice duuude! What'd she do?
Dirty Dick: She fuckin' DIED bro!!!
Agreeable Andy: YEAAH!
Dirty Dick: I ain't jokin! Haha!
Agreeable Andy: Niiiiice duuude! What'd she do?
Dirty Dick: She fuckin' DIED bro!!!
Agreeable Andy: YEAAH!
Dirty Dick: I ain't jokin! Haha!
by FartFucker69 June 26, 2017
Get the alaskan pummelknuckle mug.Man: Me and Sally were having trouble in the bedroom, but since we tried the 'alaskin trash can', we feel young again!
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Some say she inspired Mother Teresa... How is that possible?
We might never know
Her mere existence is a blessing to mankind.
She believes "life is what you make it". A mantra so perfectly defined by her will to succeed despite the pain she's been through. Despite hurt yet she doesn't let the world deter her spirit or her empathetic nature. A sensitive heart that beats deeply.
A survivor.
She loves her puppy yet refuses to buy a pooper scooper. A true rebel to the stigmatizing society we live in. Her favorite colour is yellow. It personifies her love for summer and all things blessed by the sun.
Her mind transcends those of her peers.
Her love? I felt that.
Her beauty? Unparalleled.
Her thoughts? Earth shattering.
Her spirit? Possibly the most powerful thing this universe has ever witnessed.
Some say she's the 21st century actualisation of "Apollo"the Greco-Roman Rod of light, music, healing, and the sun.
Some say she inspired Mother Teresa... How is that possible?
We might never know
Her mere existence is a blessing to mankind.
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