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Alyssa Noel Johnson

Wow wow wow how to describe an Alyssa Noel Johnson....What. A. HOTTIE. A woman of impeccable taste whether it’s in hot cartoon tigers or real life men (hint Ross lynch hit her up babeyyy hint). Anyone knows that an Alyssa Noel Johnson will rock your world. She can do the WAP better than you but she doesn’t want to show you right now...or ever. Obsessed with Willy Wonka thirst traps and hates southerners. Stay in the south y’all, she doesn’t want you. Or your grit.
“Where’s my meaut?”
“Oh you mean Alyssa Noel Johnson!”
by SweetTeaMe September 17, 2020
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Alyssa

An Alyssa is a high class, high maintenance diva. Her temper surpasses that of a salt water crocodile. Dismiss her and she will whip around and bite your head off. If you meet an Alyssa, you can plan on losing any competition you start with her. She will make sure she wins by any means. Don't let her sweet smile fool you. She'll steal your KitKats and blame it on the little old lady who cleans the break rooms. But when it comes down to it an Alyssa is one to have on your side. She is is your ride or die. We love Alyssas.
Alyssa will chew you up and spit you out without even blinking.
by FCE-FavoritecoworkerEVER November 24, 2021
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Alyssa is the type of girl everone loves. She’s the best friend you could ever ask for. Love her and never lose her. She’s a bad bitch
Alyssa is a bad bitch
by Onlyspeakingthetruthdoingy February 9, 2022
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Adj. Hoe, bitch or otherwise
n. An unnecessarily loud Sharpay Evans stan with crippling daddy issues And IMMENSE crackhead energy and an equally mentally ill best friend
Have you met Alyssa? She just kicked Gus in the face again while doing a kick line with her friend Jaden.
by Mentally Ill Dictionary November 12, 2020
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alyssa

alyssa is a beautiful person and should be treated kindly or else 😕👿🔞🔞
Alyssa is so cool!They are an amazing person!
by ramennoodletampons March 15, 2021
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Alyssa

A bitch who nobody can stand and doesnt wanna be around.
Ew theres Alyssa stay awag
by Jamdoew November 28, 2021
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Alyssa

Alyssa is the most beautiful girl in the world. She has amazing grades, friends, and overall looks. She will always be there for a friend in need. She always is open to cry with her best friend and will beat the guy who broke her best friends heart. She may be awkward about a breakup at first it’s just because she truly still loves the person, or is taking time to figure out what to do now that the person is gone. Although she may not show emotions she may be hurting inside. She takes things very seriously and means what she says. When she says “I love you” don’t ever second guess it.
Alyssa- I love you
Boyfriend- REALLY!?!
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