nut fanning

the act of not doing jack shit

Jerry: "look at Phil over there, feet up on the desk, he's been nut fanning all day !"

Allan: "No doubt. And i've been journaling SMA the past 12 hours !"

by Margin Monkey #1 March 27, 2009

Rash Nut

When the nut comes out rash.

"Yo dude this next nut finna be dumb thick."

"Damn thats gonna be one rash nut."

by That guy to your left February 1, 2017

Nut Gag

Choking on a males sperm bank during sloppy top
Used to get over a frustration or fight

This girl is great at nut gagging
My homework last night was a nut gag

by Ohhh daddy chill September 6, 2022

Tough Nut

When you're having sex with someone you find unattractive and therefore have a difficult time climaxing.

Yeah, I took the last chick in the bar home last night. I got some, but it was a tough nut.

by Lewd Boggs June 24, 2019

nut chomper

A woman who bitches at a man to the point where he feels she might start chewing on his nuts.

"Man, my girlfriend yells at me so much when she gets mad. She's a real nut chomper."

by DJ Andre October 15, 2009

Whistle nuts

A young and inexperienced co worker who can't do stuff without messing it up

To fix what Whistle nuts screwed up .

by Weasel67 July 23, 2016

The Red Nut

The Red Nut is attained by sprinting towards a chain-linked fence and proceeding to vault the fence, whilst vaulting you scrape the scrotum against the metal wiring at the top of the fence. Once landing has been achieved you witness blood running down your leg followed by a pink tainted goop. This is the testicle that has been severed from the sac. The blood covered testicle is known as The Red Nut.

Did you see what happened to Timmy? Heard he got The Red Nut.

by DyrEducation August 15, 2018