pumperquarter bread

(noun) A type of redneck/hill billy bread. which is a higher class bread than pumpernickle. It originated in Ireland in the 1600's. The irish made it when times were good. It took all day to prepare this marvelous dish. This type of high class bread consist of; stuff, things, and hooker sweat. The irish added energy drink to give it that extra kick in the crotch. This bread was used at many Irish barmitsfahs.

Me and ma sat on the poch ad ate us sum pumperquarter bread.

by youre real name July 26, 2009

Peta Bread

Yum! Peta Bread made by Peter himself!

Peta Bread was made by Peter. -Cresid

by Cresid December 21, 2021

waiting bread

The free bread you receive from restaurants while waiting for your meal.

"Damn I don't even need my meal to come, this is the best damn waiting bread I've ever had!"

by Jakcnllyy June 24, 2017

Bread Burmp

Street name for ketamine when insufflated and not applied in IV/IM formats

Richard wanted to take his girl out somewhere special, he asked if she'd like to go to the movies for a bread burmp

by AnarchoFeministCommissionofBee December 26, 2009

lesbian bread

Bread that is overly filly with fiber and resembles tree bark of bird food

“Have you tried Activia for your constipation?”
“Not yet, but I did just buy some lesbian bread to help clear me out”

by All knowing queer September 24, 2020

lembas bread

Bread made of 100% gluten. Through hundreds of years of GMO crop cultivation, the Elves of Middle Earth were able to create a type of bread made of 100% gluten. Lembas bread can last for months without being sealed or refrigerated, and requires no extra preservatives. The recipe was lost to time, but Monsanto is now close to recreating a strain of wheat almost identical to the one from which lembas bread was synthesized.

**While talking about a Lord of the Rings themed wedding cake**
Girl: Does it come in gluten free?
Gandalf: No. It's 100% gluten. Duh doy.
Girl: What if lembas bread is actually gluten free?
Gandalf: You kidding? Lembas bread is 100% gluten. It's literally pure gluten. Do you even the precious?

by ralphthemagician June 24, 2014

Bread Drink

Beer, especially one rich in nutrients from the yeast used to ferment it.

The shelves were full of liquid bread but there wasn't a single bottle of hard cider.

Cheems likes his Bread drinks, blends them up real good.

by Serious Commenter January 1, 2022