Bailey

A curious but troublesome individual with a fucked up, but humorous view of life. He has a practical sense of humor as well as a surprising tolerance for pain. Enjoys the gym and has no nipples. A good analogy is punch first ask questions later. Fun fact, is the only human being who laughs whilst he is fighting. Commonly used phrase is, “Yoh, I’m going to fuck you up.” often followed by a cheeky chuckle. Just a heads up that the day he reads this is the day his brain grows larger than his nipples. He’s known for konking on one clite

Often used as a scapegoat. Eg “Oh my Fuck, Bailey!” When things go wrong blame it on Bailey.

by T-myster Botha February 25, 2019

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Savannah Bailey

if you know someone with this name you must be loved. this person is a total bitch. when you get close to this person you see their soft and sweet side. you will love this person instantly. they tend to be literal crackheads. this person will come to be one of the most beautiful people but their fashion choices will hide their looks. this person will say the rudest shit to you when you guys are close but never let anyone else say anything rude or hurtful to you. hold on to this person, they may be a bitch but no matter what you’ll love them and they’ll love you.

“savannah Bailey? man you must be the best bitch around.”

by finnswoter October 19, 2019

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Bailey Shepherd

Known for their inability for affection. The more love you force upon them the more likely to kiss you they will be. You can recognize a true Bailey Shepherd because of their extreme smarts, and the fact that they use them to make you feel dumb. They are very attractive. Bailey shepherds are easily recognized because they are usually found slurping up jello and then spitting it back up everywhere on the ground.

Bailey shepherd is a load of BS

by cheese145 February 6, 2020

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bailey meat chunks

Zaid's mystery meat source...

"I EAT BAILEY MEAT CHUNKS"

by ZAWEZ November 8, 2022

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Bailey

Hottest girl you will ever see. She is the kindest person in the whole world, and excels at anything she does. She’s a straight a student, and can play any sport. If you know a Bailey, never let her go.

Oh my gosh it’s Bailey! I’d talk to her, but I could never talk to her, I’m no where close to on her level.

by Satins twin sister July 2, 2022

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