salsa dick

The condition of one's penis after having sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle.

I just fucked my girlfriend while she was on her period. I've got a major case of salsa dick.

by Fingertooth January 3, 2016

Dick Dementia

The state of being in which a woman has gotten such good sex from a man that she has contracted short term mental deficiency.

Marcy got dicked down so hard last night that she has dick dementia. She lost her car keys and nearly choked on her own gum.

by chairfacechampion January 7, 2016

dick surprise

When it's bigger than u thought ((;
Or smaller than u thought )):

Last night had a special dick surprise for me..better than I thought.
Or
This morning he gave me a total dick surprise..his microscope couldn't even see it.

by Fxcking.excplicit January 12, 2016

Skunk Dick

Skunk Dick is the after effects of cum being left on the rim of your foreskin after a session of masterbating creating an skunky sick smell.

"Dude after my session I had total skunk dick. It smelled like aids."

by cedarbear March 7, 2016

un-dicked

When you have successfully changed the tone back to polite.

At first they sounded like a condescending dick but they must have noticed because they edited the comment to apologise and un-dicked it.

by BarelyNerdy March 8, 2016

dick tease

Woman or man creating sexual arousal to make a penis hard , usually by flaunting nudity

bills wife jogging naked is a real dick tease.

by r2d2+2 March 28, 2016

Dick window

A person who is missing their front 4 teeth, on the top and bottom row to allow a dick to enter.

Hey you want to go downtown and find a crackhead with a Dick Window?

by Big_nick357 March 29, 2016