Old Woman 1: Are you going to see Sex and the City 2?
Old Woman 2: Well, I am lonely, horny, old and I look like a man so naturally I can relate. Yes, I will!
Old Woman 1: Great, let's put more stuff in out vaginal areas! Tampons, maxi pads, diapers, vibrators; us old women have so much vaginal equipment.
Old Woman 2: We sure do!
Old Woman 1 and Old Woman 2 both piss themselves and die. Then they shit themselves.
Michael Patrick King walks by.
Michael: Hmm, I think I just found the basis for Sex and the City 3.
Old Woman 2: Well, I am lonely, horny, old and I look like a man so naturally I can relate. Yes, I will!
Old Woman 1: Great, let's put more stuff in out vaginal areas! Tampons, maxi pads, diapers, vibrators; us old women have so much vaginal equipment.
Old Woman 2: We sure do!
Old Woman 1 and Old Woman 2 both piss themselves and die. Then they shit themselves.
Michael Patrick King walks by.
Michael: Hmm, I think I just found the basis for Sex and the City 3.
by SpaceMouse May 8, 2010
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by izcool January 8, 2011
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Female : You fucking disgusting lunatic. I'm reporting you to the authorities, you're going on the sex offender list.
Female : You fucking disgusting lunatic. I'm reporting you to the authorities, you're going on the sex offender list.
by Demofisher December 30, 2021
Get the 10 Minute Sex mug.When you put a stove burner on low and place either your partner's rear or back on top of it while it warms up. Try to make them orgasm before they become horridly burned. Your partner may not use their hands to please themselves. Bondage is optional. Do not use a gag.
For an intense game, use the point system below to contest with your partner.
1 point- Oral ( including vaginal penetration via tongue)
2 points- Rimjob or Vaginal (Excluding vaginal penetration via tongue)
3 points- Anal fucking (Use of fingers, sex toys, etc)
If you fail to reach a projected goal in a set time, (Maximum time limit being 30 mins, and the minimum being 10) then you must switch with your partner and increase the temperature by a small increment (If the dial increases by multiples of 1, turn the dial up 1 notch); save that they aren't in need of hospital care. If you reach your goal, switch with your partner; do not change the temperature. If your partner reaches their goal, the one with the quickest record may command the loser with any sexual or non-sexual demand.
For an intense game, use the point system below to contest with your partner.
1 point- Oral ( including vaginal penetration via tongue)
2 points- Rimjob or Vaginal (Excluding vaginal penetration via tongue)
3 points- Anal fucking (Use of fingers, sex toys, etc)
If you fail to reach a projected goal in a set time, (Maximum time limit being 30 mins, and the minimum being 10) then you must switch with your partner and increase the temperature by a small increment (If the dial increases by multiples of 1, turn the dial up 1 notch); save that they aren't in need of hospital care. If you reach your goal, switch with your partner; do not change the temperature. If your partner reaches their goal, the one with the quickest record may command the loser with any sexual or non-sexual demand.
Dude, I just played Sex Over Easy with Martha last night, and her ass became darker than Darth Vader's suit!
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My eyes rolled back in my head having Whoopi Cushion Sex last night.
Here's how to do it...
Step 1: Pump-Her-Up. I prefer doggy style, insert in and completing out with shallow slow thrusts. Depending on how big this bitch is you might need a lot of pumping!
Step 2: Lay her stomach on something solid. Like moving from her knees to flat on the bed.
Step 3: Push into her Deep and feel the Air Fly!
Step 4: Experience the best orgasm ever. It's like having your dick wrapped in a pussy while a spa jet blast your cock.
Step 5: Thank her and tell her we need to do that again!
Here's how to do it...
Step 1: Pump-Her-Up. I prefer doggy style, insert in and completing out with shallow slow thrusts. Depending on how big this bitch is you might need a lot of pumping!
Step 2: Lay her stomach on something solid. Like moving from her knees to flat on the bed.
Step 3: Push into her Deep and feel the Air Fly!
Step 4: Experience the best orgasm ever. It's like having your dick wrapped in a pussy while a spa jet blast your cock.
Step 5: Thank her and tell her we need to do that again!
by cletis! May 31, 2015
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