No Pussy December 

Since my boyfriend is being a bum I’m creating “No Pussy December”!!!!

Boyfriend: “Can I get sum 🐱😏?”
Girlfriend: “Sorry bud it’s no pussy december🤷🏼 ♀️“

No Pussy December by no pussy december December 1, 2018

coconut pussy 

Coconut pussy. What would you think it is? Pussy made of coconuts. Yare yare daze..

"Yo, you got some of that good good? Y'know.. coconut pussy?"

"Yeah.. wait what?"

coconut pussy by Nonaword November 22, 2019

jalapeno pussy popper 

when you eat a jalapeno popper, then preform oral on a woman. the male version is called the jalapeno penis popper.

(spicy oral sex.)I gave my girl a jalapeno pussy popper last night. she said it burned so bad, but felt so good.

jalapeno pussy popper by Pikachuandme November 13, 2020

burnt out pussy 

The name of a woman who was once attractive and hot. But in there mid 30's-40's there hotness "burns out". And with that they become fat and ugly.

Tim, " Hey! Remember Jill from highschool? Dude I got her number and I really want to.."
Joe, " Dude, no, she's a burnt out pussy, man I'm sorry."
Tim, "SHIT!"

burnt out pussy by damastermon September 8, 2009

Popping my pussy 

Doing something sexual for attention or money. Sexual version of “working my ass off”

Her: Yea I was popping my pussy all night for that boy

Her friend: Damn girllll get it

Popping my pussy by Anabelle_salt September 1, 2021

hairy pussy 

Condition reminding you to go buy her new razors.

Damn, bitch! You see these hairs in my mouth! Why dont you shave that hairy pussy more often!

hairy pussy by Anonymous February 11, 2003

grumpy pussy 

1. Just like it sounds.
2. An intoxicated cat.

1. Well, I thoguht I was going to get some last night, but I found nothing but GRUMPY PUSSY!

2. Meowwwww

grumpy pussy by TheGrumpyPussyinator October 8, 2003