The running sharts

Running and sharting at the same time. kind of gross, and a huge mess

thpthpthpthpthpthpthpthp that guy has the running sharts, i mean just look at his pant would ya.

by buttface headturds April 29, 2020

Lake Erie sharks

shtty

Lake erie sharks booty

by D Gill October 6, 2020

carl the shark

carl the shark is the smallest shark in the world he lives under the smallest pebble in the ocean so good luck finding him, but if you do you will never want to touch him. his mouth can open to the size of the largest living thing.

carl the shark will absolutely destroy you

by carl the squirrel December 2, 2020

glaswegian pencil sharpener

An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.

"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"

"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"

by Quinterious December 12, 2020

the muddy mako shark

When you shit in a pregnant women’s mouth while punching her stomach and occasionally taking bites out of her boobs as you sing TMNT theme song.

That bitch wouldn’t shut up so I gave her the Muddy Mako Shark.

by zRozin January 27, 2021

St Patrick's Shart

An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.

Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!

Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...

...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!

by CouchPotato420 March 20, 2021

Duke's juicy sharts

Willy Wonka Tiktok / Duke Depp's juicy sharts - you can hear his juicy sharts in a tiktok video posted by sjbleau and he will also shart if a fan sends him a luxury candle on his dukemoose livestreams. Duke's juicy sharts are an iconic thing in his fandom.

Duke: "what do my sharts sound like? umm, juicy"

Duke fans: "we stan duke's juicy sharts"

by DogsAreCute02 March 21, 2021