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Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker 

This abomination is an individual who has three arms. With its extremely devious sex fetishes, the Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker is not something you see every day. You wouldn't want to see one anyways, unless your gay or a chick. The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker uses three arms at a time on a mans genitalia. He simultaneously juggles the balls of its victim while stroking its cock with its rough, leathery palms. Victims often suffer extreme cases of PTSD, or Post-traumatic Stress Disorder, and must be sent in for psycho evaluation.
The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker jumped on its victim and juggled his balls so hard, they wrapped around his cock and got punched with every stroke of the monsters mighty fist upon his cock. This man required amputation of cock and balls, and extreme psycho treatment. His friends and family say he was never the same man again.

ballsonya 

this shit aint food. its fuckin ballsonya!
ballsonya by MoldBreaker July 21, 2010

Ballsman 

A lanky, straight fringed downey who has very little co-ordination and attracts the least of girl, except people who accept him, which then they are called ballswomen.

A person who plays football, (ruckman) and a bloke who gets

swatted by own team mate in basketball, plus ballsmen may have a relationship with dirty Dennis as his father.

This person also has a pet who he named Dickdog. This creature accompanies the Ballsman throughout his travels across the world.

His home is often called a 'Balls Pallace' where he lives with his Dirty Dennis and Sexy Sue.

His luscious fringe covers his face, hiding his emotions while he listens to 'Asking Alexandra', some faggot gay emo band.

This was made by Liam Wood and Ethan Goldsworthy. xx
Robbo. (ballsman)
Ballsman by Licka Lotofpus November 23, 2011

ballsamic vinagrette 

The dirty, dank sweat drippings that roll off your balls during sex
I squeezed that bitch a glass of ballsamic vinagrette, she wanted nuts in her salad

Ebenezer Ballsqueezer 

A old man who gives you a physical at school and touches your balls.
I'm so happy i dont have to go to the Ebenezer Ballsqueezer to join the football team this year.

ball searing hot 

A weather condition known especially in the US South when the temperature is over 100 degrees, or the heat index is over 100 degrees, or the humidity plus the temperature make it feel like it is over 100 degrees and you are in the jungle. This condition also causes "monkey-butt."
I went to Jazz Fest in New Orleans the first weekend in May and it was ball searing hot! I nearly passed out from the heat! Luckily there was plenty of cold beer.
ball searing hot by Genna May 4, 2004