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Cosmic Fart

A fart which would start off the multiverse by creating multiple big bangs throughout space itself and If one happens it proceeds to break space time itself until it crashes the simulation without us knowing.
Friend: Hey, you notice the Cosmic fart either God ate nasty Taco Bell or Jesus did.

Friend 2: You nasty bitch stfu. You believe in the crap naw it’s all a simulati——-
by Crack Head May 23, 2020
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Throat Fart

When your playing dead by daylight and a girl in your party says her throat made a weird noise
by Throat fart June 25, 2020
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Smack-fart

When you dab too fast, fart, and smack yourself in the face simultaneously.
Was that a dab, or just some weird smack-fart?
by CCRRBBFF July 26, 2020
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pussy fart

by killermemez July 28, 2020
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I farted in the group

something to use when you’re texting your friends on a group chat and fart
me: yo guys guess what
amy: what
Kylie: what
me: I farted in the group
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Guiness Fart

A fart produced after the consumption of much Guiness that is so foul and lethal to the nose that the drinking of Guiness may be prohibited by friends and loved ones.
"Fucking hell Ant, even you look disgusted by that one, no more Guiness for you. Guiness fart? Did you shit yourself?"
by Ehwhy August 11, 2020
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Vibrating Farts

Fart or Farts that are powerful enough to make your clothes vibrate.
James:Dude, That man farted so hard that his pants started to vibrate!

Austin: Yeah, those are called Vibrating Farts.
by FartNinja12 September 3, 2020
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