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warm cookie

A phrase to be used like a sexual innuendo and should be followed by the word "ladies" with the action of finger gunning to embarrass and create awkward moments between friends and the oppositie sex.
How about we go back to my place for a nice warm cookie...ladies *finger guns to seal the deal*
by makeitawkward9 September 10, 2014
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Loabal Warming

A phrase giving a name to when your ears feel really hot when you get embarresed. Phrasing derrived from the phrase "Global Warming" Often experienced by clumsy or uncoordinated people.
"Dude, did you see Phil up there, when he dropped the trophy he was so embaresed."
"Yeah i know, serious loabal warming!"
by ieatlolsfortea April 23, 2009
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Russian hand warmer

When a man takes a large amount of Crisco and lathers his hands. Next he inserts both hands into a woman's vagina or anus. This is a Russian hand warmer!
1. "Dude, last night I gave this girl the best Russian hand warmer!"
"Bro, I'll bet it was tight!"
"Not as much as you'd think.."
by Rockin'ItAllNight:P February 28, 2012
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like death warmed over

the last stages, deterioration of spirit and flesh, of one's lifespan, mental/esterical/physical signs/symptons of dying and/or last stages of development
The Pontiff looked like death warmed over discussing
the recent sexual abuse scandal.
by andybleu April 17, 2008
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Warner

the last name of a whore with an abnormally large vagina, usually tries to imitate her slutty relatives.
you know ms. warner has a deep and wide vag?

ya, heard her sister was twice the slut she is
by poopypants111 April 16, 2009
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alaskan hand warmer

to jack off with blubber in negative degrees farenheit weather.
Man, it was so cold I had to give my self an alaskan hand warmer!
by matzah May 25, 2007
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warm shoulder

When someone wants to turn their back to you, while still intending to pay attention to the person they are with. Frequently used while lying in bed but needing to flip over to the other side.
Lars: Nat, I'm gonna give you the warm shoulder, I just need to flip sides and lay on my left side right now.

Nat: I understand.
by Laleph May 21, 2010
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