Waffeling

Intense brutal masturbation using warm waffles, preferably of the eggo variety.

Mom: "Jacob what happened to all of the eggos? Have you been waffeling again?!"
Jacob: "Don't worry about it ma!"*fap*fap*fap*

by Slaperrific December 20, 2016

bukakke waffle

1. A waffle made from the semen collected off a man or woman who has been the subject of a bukakke session. This word is often used to describe someone who pissing you off or when an outrageous retort must be used.

2. A Sailor's breakfast.

Dude, shut up you Bukakke Waffle.

by hookahjoe June 10, 2011

waffle juice

The mixture of syrup and butter that rolls off of waffles while being eaten.

Dude, you just got waffle juice all over your crotch!

by Monkeyboy February 14, 2005

Waffle Porn

Young People Who Like To Jack Off To Old Granny Pornography

Some Guy named Bob Had a Fear Of Rejection From Hot Girls.
So Bob Tried Masterbating To Old Granny Porn. And He Enjoyed It. He Now Enjoys Waffle Porn Aloooot. Poor Bob.

by Chronic Masterbator June 28, 2009

Dick Waffle

When a dick is placed between the ass cheeks and the cheeks are clenched so hard that the dick is pressed into a disc.

Fuck, Bailey gave me such a dick waffle last night.

by TheTrueDiCkWaFfLe November 24, 2014

Love Waffle

A woman's vagina after breakfast.

"Get your sausage out of my love waffle, you sunny-side up slut!"

by Guter November 29, 2007

waffen crapper

A super-sexy white supremacist/neo-nazi female, a featherwood. Play on the phrase waffle crapper, since the Waffen SS were Hitler's army, and they sound kind of similar.

*Sees a waffen crapper across the bar*
Him: Hey baby, 14/88.
Her: You're Sieg Handsome. ;)

by Stone Cold Steve Wilkos lookalike May 8, 2008