Unicorn-lover

posters in Mr. Imans class that Morgan Swank made in 3rd hour geography!!

Dang thos unicorn-lovers are nice! Good job Morgan!!
Thanks girl!!

by mmmmmmmmmmo0ooooooooooommmmmmm November 26, 2018

unicorn meat

A large unicorn staff that penetrates even the mightiest of foes.

Oh look Andrew took that unicorn meat like a pro

by Alexgamer219 March 12, 2019

Unicornity

A situation that is so unique as to not likely happen or occur again. Originates from ancient Indus Valley culture. Made popular in modern culture by boy-bands that show no talent but make lots of money.

Man 1: "Bob, I bet didn't get permission from the wife to play golf this weekend."

Man 2: " I won the argument with my wife. She caved. I'm going."

Man 1: Damn. How did you do that? You won the argument with her? No man has ever said that before. The unicornity of it all.

by Captain Moonlight December 15, 2020

flannel unicorn

A person overcome by hormonal rage.

Jason: "That Bill guy is really being a flannel unicorn today."
Mike: "Yeah, I think his fiancee's really been twisting his nuts lately."

by davidsouth2000 November 12, 2014

sex unicorn

A girl who squirts.

Just fucked a sex unicorn last nite. Pretty wet.

by ...com March 24, 2015

Biracial Unicorn

Literally a zebra but with a horn, like a unicorn. Comes either black and white or white and black, depending on which you feel is superior. Often causes of racial tension upon sighting.

Kyle: What the fuck is that?
Kevin: A biracial unicorn.
Kyle: What?
Kevin: Like a unicorn, but black and white; like a zebra.
Kyle: White and black you mean.
Kevin: Why you such a racist Kyle?

by I AM THE DESTROYER OF MAN June 8, 2016

massage unicorn

Someone who derives pleasure, happiness and joy from giving massages to others without a thought for reciprocation or payment.

My massage unicorn came over last night and erased all the stress from my work week. Lucky for me, he is also my oral unicorn ;)

by Zen Unicorn May 23, 2016