Who’s on Your Throne?

When your success in life depends on whether you are worshipping your problem or God—you need to put Him on the throne, while taking down your negatives, fears, bad breaks, or offenses off the throne—there is room only for one up there.

Don’t give your educational or financial lack, debt, or cancer the permission to be on your throne; instead, keep them off the throne, because the key to allowing or stopping God’s reign over your life is: “Who’s on your throne?”

by MathPlus September 24, 2018

Throat Toaster

deepthroat with the tongue on the balls and pull out when done while finishing on the forehead and smeared on like butter.

I stuffed my loaf into that girls throat toaster!

by K-TRAF TEN FOOT January 3, 2008

throating

Thoating is putting an object far back into your throat or another's mouth , thus creating a strange noise deep in your throat.

Dad was throating that lollipop from the candy store.

by Bromwell December 27, 2016

Thunder throat

v. When you're eating out an asshole and then they fart in your mouth, creating vibrations in the esophagus, leaving a thunder-like sensation in your throat.

Oh baby, let me eat that ass so you can give me that thunder throat.

by bootyslayer14 August 29, 2013

Throat Lube

or you could simply call it water
but calling it throat lube is much more fun!

Sarah and Haley went upstairs to get some throat lube... ;)

by BitchesAndHoes February 29, 2008

ultimate deep throat

making love to the oseghegus when the head is chopped off and then punching the stomach for good effect.

i went ultimate deep throat on the body i found by the railway track.

by taigin turkey July 24, 2011

Ear, nose, and throat doctor

Just as your about to bust, you cram your cock into her nose, and when she turns pull her into it and shoot in her ear.

Maria was happy to become an Ear, nose, and throat doctor.

by CWNB March 8, 2009