text limbo

When you text someone and you don't get a response for over 10 minutes.

I texted Suzy on Monday about the 1000 word essay due on Wednesday and i was in text limbo until Thursday.

by UpUrsDude963 August 16, 2010

textasterbating

texting while masterbating

I was textasterbating my girlfriend while i was on the computer.

by subcrz2 December 4, 2010

text-sketchy

when text responsiveness is patchy

You know I'm text-sketchy between 3-8 because I'm dealing with the kids. Best to text me later.

by Holly M S December 8, 2010

Text-lexia

To incorrectly spell a word or multiple words in a text message, thus creating mass confusion.

*Cindy sends a text to Amy* "He's a ham! xD" Amy replies, "Ikr Lmo Cindxu." "What!?" "Sorry Cindy I have text-lexia."

by zjb95 January 3, 2011

text contact

A hypothetical situation in which contact is made with someone or something improbable (e.g. Aliens) through text message via cell phone.

I can't believe the way we make contact with alien life is by text contact." Fred said as he paced the room, "By a tween from New Jersey no less."

by Soice Feos November 8, 2010

text loyalty

When you feel obligated to text someone goodmorning and goodnight everday.

Chelsea: I wanna pass out but I have to text Austin goodnight first.

Jen: Why?

Chelsea: stupid text loyalty

Jen: ofcourse

by cruiserchicka February 22, 2011

text-a-mole

someone from your past that pops up out of nowhere, sending you a text message, only to disappear once again and not be heard from for weeks, months or years.

Geez, my old roommate texted me yesterday but now that text-a-mole won't reply back.

by TexasGeoker April 25, 2011