take the piss

To tease mercilessly or in such a way no one would believe you or to treat someone badly in order to get what you want.

1. (British & Australian very informal) to make a joke about someone or to make someone look silly (often + out of ) They always take the piss out of her because she's a Barry Manilow fan. 'You should wear miniskirts more often - you've got the legs for them.' 'Are you taking the piss?' (British & Australian very informal!)
2. (British & Australian very informal) to treat someone badly in order to get what you want Four pounds an hour is taking the piss. £50 for that old thing? That's just taking the piss.

by Devilish69 September 29, 2013

i can't take it anymore!

exclamtion used by those caught up in something unbearable.

After three hours of listening to the chemistry teacher's lecture on the nature of farts, a student cried out, "I can't take it anymore!"

by Al Gebra January 5, 2010

take the browns to the superbowl

Another word for taking a huge dump.

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Insepector:

Hold on a sec, I gotta go take the browns to the superbowl.

by Sypth September 26, 2006

takeaway

take-out food from a restaurant.

let's order some chinese takeaway.

by UnlikeJason November 25, 2007

take it to the rack

To drive with authority and finish violently right in the guy's grill. Can be used to describe any sport where a player drives toward a specific target ie. Basketball, Lacrosse, possibly Football.

You see Dip-low give that guy a nasty fake and drive that shit. He really knows how to take it to the rack.

by Dip-low April 27, 2007

Take A Greg

Lamens Term - Verb
Greg gr-egg (plural - gregs)

Very similar to taking a normal shit, a "greg" differs in the fact that it usually stretches one's ass to the limits of its abilities....rendering a turd with a thin layer of blood covering it. "Gregs" are extremely painful, & in some cases deadly.

I Have To Go Take A Greg. My Blood Type Is B+, Start Looking For Possible Matches.

by 546 Gator Medics October 8, 2008

Take a bus

Get lost (said to someone as if they cannot afford their own wheels, a cab, or limo.)

Eddie: Yo' sister has a dope set of hoochies.
Freddie: Take a bus, junior 'fore I bust a cap in yo' nasty ass !

or:

Eddie: I call shotgun!
Eddie: Take a bus, loser.

by 209 fo' evah July 7, 2010