Steven Gerrard

Steve Gerrard is the best all-round football player in the world at the moment. Nobody else combines defensive skills and attacking strength as he does so is therefore one of the few players who are actually priceless, even Chelsea not being able to get their grubby mits on him. Unbelieveable inspiration when the captain too, leading the way to two cup final comebacks in as many years for the best football club in the world. Immense.

"Shit did you see Gerrard score that goal in the FA Cup final, that was AAAAAMMMMMAAAAAZZZZZIIIIINNNNNGGGGG"

"Hahahaha chelsea are shit and they will lose the premiership next season because there is only one Steven Gerrard in the premiership"

by RJJ July 9, 2006

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Steven

A cool, sweet guy with a big heart. Tends to love dogs especially chow chows. Is a attic to work out and to stay fit. Usually bilingual or trilingual. He can make a girl laugh or guy. Usually wears glasses and makes him double the smarts.

Did you see Steven with all those chow chows he must gets all the girls

by Inaliak June 29, 2017

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pirate steve

a disgusting fat high school drop out who believes it is his duty to mock everyone else. The epitome of an epic fail.

That guy is such a pirate steve. He's going no where with his life so he makes fun of everyone else.

by dexter528 December 9, 2009

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do a steve

Not refering to anybody named Steve.

"Do a steve" is a request, asking a person to "do a Steve." To "do a Steve" is to preform an action, not nessecarily a logical or possible action. Most any responce to "do a Steve" is appropriate.

The request usually occurs after a moment of silence or upon greeting.

*doorbell rings*
Guy: Oh hey, man, sup? Come on in.
Guy2: Sup man, do a Steve.
Guy: *grabs ankle*

by Cap'n Awesome April 26, 2005

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Steve Mason

Beastly goalie for the Columbus Blue Jackets and a monster between the pipes. This man is only 20 and yet he is leading nearly every statistical category for goaltending in the 08-09 NHL season. It's scary to think how good he will be in the future.

Steve Mason just ROBBED Kovalchuk!!!!

by Rawrdieharhar January 18, 2009

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Steven

Stevens tend to be attractive. They have a reputation for slightly to extremely mischievous behavior. Stevens don't like having a lot of work, as they prefer being free to do what they like. Once a Steven is determined to do something, they are dead set to complete their 'mission'. While they appear confident, Stevens are real softies inside. They are extremely caring, even if it doesn't seem like it.

Stevens tend to pick up on things rather quickly, whether it's memorizing a button combo for a video game or noticing a change in your demeanor. Even if you usually appear stoic.

Stevens are usually blunt and straight to the point. Almost never using tricks. If they do - it's puppy eyes. Definitely puppy eyes.

Person 1: "I think I'm in love."
Person 2: "How so?"
1: "Well, this person is very kind and caring. They always can tell when somethings wrong."
2: "It's Steven, isn't it?"

by DemonicSadisticKitten May 16, 2018

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