Stall stall

In public bathrooms, the act of remaining in a bathroom stall after having completed one's business, in order to maintain anonymity (whether by avoiding someone who has entered later, or finished sooner), or the state of being delayed under such circumstances. Also the act of delaying defecation until the bathroom is empty.

See also stall waiting

Sorry I'm late. I got stall stalled in the men's room on 34 by a couple of accounting assholes talking to each other at the urinals. The last thing I needed was to be asked how my day is going by some idiot with his dick in his hands.

I was in the corner stall trying to drop a deuce when Meyers from accounting walked in. I tried to stall stall but I couldn't hold it.

by upupdowndown January 12, 2009

staple sauce

1. Sauce comprised entirely of staples consumed and enjoyed by "What's-Her-Face" character from "Teen Girl Squad" series, episode 9, at www.homestarrunner.com. This occurs after "Cheerleader" is run over by "Crazy Learner's Permit Girl". Staple Sauce is immortalized by Strong Bad in an unnamed song presumed to be called, "Best Friends Squad".

Staple sauce is suggested to be eaten in quantities of "heaping bowls". Staple sauce may cause death, which it did to "What's-Her-Face".

Strong Bad: "What's-Her-Face eats staple sauce, a heaping bowl of staple sauce."

by rtblechner December 9, 2008

Stanced up

Claiming a pose of authority or aggression.

Yo, Bruh Stanced the fuck up.

Bruh, i'm already stanced up currently.

by YeaMS September 10, 2016

Pornography starring your mother

pornography with your mother in it, either biological or adoptive.

Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
-spy

by CrungleChugger97 November 17, 2021

twitter stan

the absolute worst kinds of people you will ever meet. uses “sis” and “sweetie” as if they’ve just won an argument. think they’re better than everyone but they hide it with memes about depression then later rant about how depression is a serious illness and then later romanticize depression then complain how people keep on romanticizing depression then say “i’ve changed my opinion from back then” then say “people don’t deserve to be forgiven, the damage is done.” the physical embodiment of “black girl reaction gif”

person a: “hey, how come that loser says ‘sis’ when talking to people?”
person b: “don’t worry, it’s just a twitter stan.”

by chinese immigrant July 30, 2018

stacks on deck

to have a lot money
having a lot of money

To have a crunk ass ride like that you gotta have stacks on deck.

by Bottom boots sister March 7, 2005

Starscream philosophy

A philosophy in which a recipient keeps a particular resource (object, another person, etc.) around and at their disposal despite having a very good reason to rid themselves of that resource because the resource in question provides some sort of valuable fringe benefit for the recipient. The term has it's origins in the science-fiction epic "TransFormers" in which Megatron, the evil leader of the Decepticons, keeps his cohort Starscream around despite the threat Starscream poses to Megatron's iron-fisted rule of his subjects because Starscream apparently does his job so well. The term can be used to apply to a number of different situations.

EXAMPLE 1: "Though he knew that the alcohol he was drinking to excess would eventually do him in, Starscream philosophy kept him from flushing it all down the nearest toilet." EXAMPLE 2: "She could barely stand to be around him because he was an over-emotional idiot, but she kept living with him for the great sex and the financial security he provided. Starscream philosophy was clearly at work here."

by Kirk Bradford Myers December 9, 2008