sloppy seconds

Sloppy seconds is screwing, shagging, fucking, whatever you like to call it, a woman, straight after the previous guy, or guys, using their cum as the lubricant!
The best I ever had was with a street girl at the end of her evening's work. She rode bareback and told me I was her ninth john that night. Man, her cunt was pure heaven!

Be the last, and ride those sloppy seconds!

by scotsman March 14, 2004

second cup

The ability to have a second orgasm (for men), usually in reference to a prostitute's services.

I recently partied with Molly (the whore) and she offered a second cup as always.

by Angry Asian2 October 2, 2008

second act

To sneak into a show or play during intermission, catching the second act.

Guy: Oh crap, it's sold out!!!
Girl: That's okay, we'll just second act it.

by bwahaha. March 17, 2009

Second Hand Eating

When you eat other people's food but you wouldnt have bought the food yourself

Hey Billy forget the second-hand smoke, your Second Hand Eating is gonna kill ya!

by Mr. Ian Bailey December 18, 2007

Second Hand Orgasm

When one partner does not orgasm, but instead draws enough happiness from the pleasure of their lover to make the sex worthwhile for them.

Often but not necessarily accompanied by fake orgasm.

Experinced by women far faaaar more often than men.

Could you at least you know, be appreciative so I can have a second hand orgasm when I go down on you?

by Galen Weston May 22, 2012

1 second

It really means 1 eternity

"Please hold 1 second please"-Person 1
---1 eternity later---
"Sorry ma'am please keep waiting"

by unicornzrreal March 23, 2017

Secondhand Drinker

One who will not get drunk themselves, yet engage in all the drunken games and/or will be clumsy as though they are highly intoxicated.

"How did your pants catch on fire? I thought you we're the designated driver"

"I was a Secondhand drinker. Candles are not safe at 2 in the morning"

by TheSuedenator January 16, 2009