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schlock

An unsophisticated guy that does something like walk out of his house barefoot while eating a sandwich to get his mail. Will spoil your view. Has a cocky attitude and thinks all women love him when the reality is women are just tolerating him.
Damn, look at that schlock eating his sandwich. What a slob!
by Sugarmomma November 7, 2006
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schlock

annoying old people who think the world owes them so they do increadably annoying things like smoke two packs a day in the apt. next door without opening a window because they can't remember how to open a window or are cold when it's 90 degree's outside or just plain ole don't give a shit if scummy ass tobacco smoke grosses you out and makes your nose hurt
that brain dead old fart smells like schlock when's he gonna burn down the complex soon I hope so i can get out of this lease and move far away from it's schlock
by Robinrobby August 21, 2007
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schmoozed

that lightheaded feeling you get from a good menthol ciggarette.
*PUFF* Damn i am so schmoozed
by Atari2924 May 1, 2005
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schmobbin

Used to describe an individual or small group of people walking down the street in an unusually cool and important fashion.
" I realized I forgot the milk when I came home, so I put on my 'Down with Beiber' Shirt and went schmobbin back to the store."

" T-Dawg and I were schmobbin over on 4th Ave when we saw a 2 for 1 deal on hand grenades!"
by Lesowski November 17, 2011
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schlock

a hybrid sock b with a rubber bottom similar to a slipper
"I went to the hospital and they took my shoes! I had to wear schlocks
by sickness of deep thinking October 16, 2016
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schmoopy

when in the car, and asking another person if you should turn left, they would in turn reply schmoopy, so as not to get the driver confused if they said "right" as in correct.
" I turn up here on the left don't i Coleman? " "Schmoopy, Shannon"
by shannon May 9, 2004
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Schmovin

the verb used to describe how fugitives are escaping with haste from the cops
person 1, watching tv: aw man, that guy's absolutely schmovin
person 2, in the car, escaping the cops: holy shit
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