Ryan

A man whose world revolves around his penis, girls he dates don't know whether they or coming or going. Most Ryans are usually found with a distinctive smell of cheese coming from their pants, girls who are unlucky enough to get in them discover he has started his own dairy shop

Girl 1: Did you get in Ryan's pants?
Girl 2: Yes unfortunatly, he has a whole range of cheese in there!

Ryan by ACHockett May 22, 2008

ryan

a guy that you would think would never cheat but then does
he thinks hes better than everyone but really has a small freckly dick.
he likes to break girls hearts and is a big homo

that guy broke my heart and cheated on me, he must be a ryan

ryan by courtneyvoohage March 17, 2009

ryan

A fag like pussy who has a tiny penis who annoys older siblings.

hey... look at that hid annoying that adult...what a ryan

ryan by bobbbbbbbbwer5weiuiy February 7, 2010

Ryan

He likes boys and is very fond of fondling testacles with his tongue while the guy cums all over his forhead. He prefers to do this and many other disturbing acts with his best freind hunter.

Ryan loves hunters dick.

Ryan by Sadams left nut January 23, 2011

Ryan

A fat kid who cannot run up stairs. Or move very much.

Ryan - *breathing heavily*
Alex - "What did you just walk up the stairs?"

Ryan by AlexthePlatypus June 28, 2010

ryan

a piece homo sexual guy that loves fuckin

YOUR A RYAN!!!!
WAT THE FUCK

ryan by haboogahabooga September 12, 2012

Ryan

ryan is a name for someone with a square head. he often has an unusually small penis and has to 'decornerise' every 3 days. he does this by using a nail file against his head. ryan is also a GIRLS name, which suits this boy im talking about. ryan is a fat slob, and doesnt have a sense of humour. ryan has man boobs. (:

ryan came to school today, and people shouted SQUAREHEAD

ryan is a complete twatface and dickhead.

Ryan by Charlii0108 February 4, 2009