by Thecdone February 27, 2019
Get the celestial pussymug. by PUssy Pay March 14, 2019
Get the Pussy Paymug. My boyfriend spent all night playing with my body . I ended up having a swollen pussy because the need was so great.
by Alwayssloshy May 5, 2018
Get the swollen pussymug. Girls who are really plain but look hot because of their clothes, sense of fashion. You see these girls every where. In the mall, at parties, at school. They hang around with other haute girls and collectively look hot. Some of them have really beautiful girl friends and look hotter in their company. The have an active social life, they're rich and wear clothes straight out of a fashion catalog. Men are attracted to them but they're never sure why. Confused guys hit on them, then back off, then hit on them again. In bed, these girls look best clothed. So happy dry sex.
Sam: Wow! Those girls are strangely attractive.
Mike: Damn Haute Pussy!
Sam: I think I should ask her out.
Mike: Why??!!
Sam: Not sure. I guess she looks kinda hot in that dress.
Mike: Yeah. She's just haute pussy.
Mike: Damn Haute Pussy!
Sam: I think I should ask her out.
Mike: Why??!!
Sam: Not sure. I guess she looks kinda hot in that dress.
Mike: Yeah. She's just haute pussy.
by samsaran May 15, 2013
Get the Haute Pussymug. {Marge}: Hey Virgil, can you be a dear and go get me the pussy cleaner please? My coochie reeks a bit today.
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!
by Telephony May 6, 2015
Get the pussy cleanermug. Pussy Goggles is a total disregard for any social interaction that does not directly involve the attention or pursuit of a current love interest. Normally, pussy goggles occurs when a guy meets a new girl and devotes most, if not all, of his time to the girl at the expense of his current group of friends who may feel somewhat abandoned. The Pussy Goggles affliction goes away quickly when the girl dumps the guy and he is left with few social options (if any). He then begins calling all of his old buddies to hang out.
Friend One: "Hey, where's your roommate been lately? The guy's been a ghost for a couple weeks now"
Friend Two: "Oh yeah -- he's got Pussy Goggles for some girl he met during Greek Week".
Friend One: "So he's dissed us for some girl?"
Friend Two: "Don't worry, it's only a matter of time before she dumps his ass and the goggles will fly off post haste!" "We figure he'll call us the day after and will want to hang out" "All of us agreed to freeze him out for a week just to teach him a lesson" LOL
Friend Two: "Oh yeah -- he's got Pussy Goggles for some girl he met during Greek Week".
Friend One: "So he's dissed us for some girl?"
Friend Two: "Don't worry, it's only a matter of time before she dumps his ass and the goggles will fly off post haste!" "We figure he'll call us the day after and will want to hang out" "All of us agreed to freeze him out for a week just to teach him a lesson" LOL
by Waldon Fury December 22, 2012
Get the Pussy Gogglesmug. An adjective, zayn malik uses for the mfs who dare to fuck with him. A side effect : It makes people horny when zayn says it.
by zaynsquishybabie June 7, 2021
Get the pussy bastardmug.