Nut Punch

Where a guy is driving down the road and the girl decides she doesn't like what he just told her, so she threatens to NUT PUNCH him in the balls. This can only be accomplished while the guy is driving and not standing up.

While Kasey and Dale were driving down the road, Dale made a smartass comment and was nut punched by Kasey.

by Infinite Reality May 27, 2009

pinch and a punch for the first day of the month

An Australian tradition that happens at the beginning of every month. You are meant to pinch and punch someone. If you say no returns, they can't kick or flick you for being so slick.

A pinch and a punch for the first day of the month.

by GTrain88 April 24, 2015

mantis ass punch

To punch a man in the testicles from behind causing him to freeze. Traditionally a game played by college students and Navy seamen. Similiar to the Man-Check gender verification is established. The objective is to establish dominance by punching a fellow from behind while yelling "MANTIS" causing him to buckle up or freeze. You recieve bonuses if you mantis your opponent while he has an audience.

"look...Johnson is giving a newcommers briefing, *punch* 'MANTIS' you were served by a mantis ass punch."

"How a bout a game of Mantis"

by Joe Mantis February 25, 2008

Punch the clown upside down

When you masturbate upside down so when you finish you give yourself a facial.

You never wanna punch the clown upside down.

by DR. DISTRUCTO June 24, 2011

Punching the Sack

Any activity involving touching or pleasuring the scrotum/Balls, how ever you call it.

After playing video games, Brian suggested playing a game of Punching the Sack with Max. ;)

by moars June 4, 2010

Cyber Punch

When you get really fucking pissed at someone yer communicating to on the net or on the phone, but you are just not physically close to them so you just wish you could punch them through the phone or the computer monitor!

Fuck you cunt Im gonna fucking cyber punch you right in the face!

by Kyle Hack February 1, 2006

PunchLine

The witty part of a joke or rap. Also ends the joke or rap.

Rap: I met a girl named selest with big breasts, when she touched me , i was hard like a spanish test.
Joke: How does a zombie get pleasure.
He monsterbates.
Those are punchlines.

by Dunno what the f** that is. March 6, 2009