pulling a morrison

the act of making a foolish, ill conceived plan and following through with it anyways. Pulling a Morrison usually results in widespread failure and humiliation.

Mike: Did you hear what John did yesterday?

Friendship Gnome: What did he do?

Mike: After unsuccessfully trying to urinate in a cup, in a moving vehicle, he decided the best idea was to hang the soiled pants outside the window to dry.

Friendship Gnome: Did it work?

Mike: Well considering it was the middle of night and they were driving on a freeway, no it did not. Rejecting the advice of his friends, he ended up with pants that were not only wet, but also extremely cold.

Friendship Gnome: Thats just like him, always pulling a morrison.

by Estruncion Alharado Ramirez June 2, 2008

pulling a henry

To masturbate vigorously during break at work/school/party in the bathroom/closet.

(Talking to a friend)
Man i was just taking a dump and the guy in the next stall was pulling a henry

by killemallandletgodsortemout August 22, 2009

Pulled a Shlomo

To face plant on the ice while ice-skating

Did you see Jerry he just pulled a Shlomo out there

by Mangathings March 20, 2023

Pulling a sen

Pulling a sen is a temporary lapse in attention that normally results in an embarrassing incident. This can happen anywhere at any time. Normally occurring in internet chat rooms or multiplayer games. It can also happen while driving or other various physical activities.

A driver veers off the normal path while waving to get the attention of another driver and almost crashes. The driver of that car was just "pulling a sen".

by PDSKYPE June 23, 2009

pulled a Cynthia

Accidentally or intentionally telling young children that Santa isn't real.

Friend: "Hey, how'd did the Christmas lesson go with the young kids?"
Me: "Yeah, it went pretty good, but I think I pulled a Cynthia! A kid asked me if Santa is real, and I said he wasn't..."
Friend: "Oh no way! There might be an unhappy parent after that one!"

by Stevo_M December 2, 2013

pull a Trump

to declare bankruptcy in order to get out of financial obligations.

Purdue Pharma decided to pull a Trump and screw over those people from the class-action lawsuit!

by curiotrope September 17, 2019

pulling a Bret

The action of doing a Bret consists of seeing a message, ignore it, and respond 3 days later.

"Damn it! John is pulling a Bret on me! He's not responding to any of my messages!"

by Darkos.exe December 4, 2021