fruit wagon

Someone who is loud obnoxious, stupid or just plane annoying. Dolt can be subbed in.
Those girls never stop yapping! What a bunch of fruit wagons!
by The fountain of youth. September 18, 2019
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Fruit Wagon

Used as a slur for someone who has 3+ dominant ethnicities
Bro, your dad is German and your mom is Italian and Japanese, your a fruit wagon
by Suspicious_smalls February 09, 2021
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Fruit Wagon

Used as a slur for someone who has 3+ dominant ethnicities
We don’t want none of them fruit wagons in our country
by Suspicious_smalls February 09, 2021
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Burden wagoner

similar to band wagoner, but when some one has passed away before their time and everyone starts saying that the person who has died was their "best friend", or that they were so close with the person. mainly occurs in people who don't really have a cause in life and need to find some way to get attention and feel like they've done something productive for once. mostly occurs with teen deaths.
person 1: did you hear about joe? :(
Burden wagoner: yeah man, its too bad, that kid was my best friend.

person 1: didnt you only have like 1 class with him?
Burden wagoner: nah man. we hung out all the time and we were real close
person 1: oh, yeah okay.
Burden wagoner: no im serious, we really did hang out all the time.
person 1: alright. (sarcasm)
by jigggg November 23, 2011
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Bounce Wagon

Someone who openly flames and shit talks many people, yet doesn't have a return address for there shit talk.
"Earl Fartsack" has 501 friends on an internet social network, he regularly flames and all caps messages their public spaces, but yet "Earl Fartsack" himself doesn't let anyone or thing reply to him. What a total bounce wagon, mother spunk face's Bounce Wagon needs to be falcon punched.
by JohnTuckerismybirfday July 20, 2011
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kuck wagon

A random trope of people that you have never met, know nothing about, have no presuppositions about, and might not vibe with but caught your attention rolling down the street with more than 2 people in attendance.
Bill: Man have you seen how many crypto bros went missing last year?
Eddy: Why is that relevant now? Did you not just see that kuck wagon rolling by? They might be looking for trouble..or street facing tiny classified ads..
by $TXzenmonkey April 29, 2024
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Hay wagon

When an alcoholic stops drinking by substituting the use of marijuana.
Also see California Sober.
I had to stop drinking and get on the wagon.

But the bumps in the road aren't so rough when you're riding the hay wagon.
(Winking)
by christostef August 09, 2023
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