Mister Meester

The name called to one who prides himself of sexual acts with ones twice his age. Also known as a Mushroom head, one whos hair has the appearance of Mushmouth of the 70's and 80's hit cartoon Fat Albert.

You bagged that wrinkled bag of a lady? Damn Mister Meester, you are a modern day senior Cassanova!
or: I hope you didn't pay for that haircut Mister Meester.

by anonymous jerkoff January 21, 2005

mispering

To go missing, to become a missing person.

She's gone mispering again, probably gone off with that Joey.

by pink girrafe February 16, 2006

Minnernet

(Noun) The internet used on small devices such as a phone as opposed to a regular computer or laptop.

The 3G or 4G Network on a phone.

Sabia: "What are you doing with your phone?"
DJ: "Going to the minnernet."

by Rengaw April 2, 2010

Misery whip

A large, flexible, man powered saw for felling large trees. Using the saw is very strenuous. In modern terms it's used to disparage any repetitive physical task.

Check out my new rowing machine! It uses water to create the resistance.

That's a fancy misery whip.

by tcan November 22, 2016

Milner

To be the most appropriate person in a party until you drink too much then people all love you

Oh god. Andrew has so milnered now. He's being so much fun

by Joebligg May 20, 2018

Minerals

The things Austin Oakley lacks

Austin has 0 minerals

by Kdhahdidhf November 15, 2018

missy misery

Emo girls refering the e-famous Missy Misery kown for calling out KiKi Kannibail

an emo girl

"omg, that girls a missy misery"

by Taylor Terror September 20, 2007