Mexican Faceclap

When a man nuts into his hand then proceeds to slap someone in the face.

Guy #1 "..then she walked out on me when I gave her the Mexican Faceclap."

Guy #2 "That sucks Foo."

by Rebelyell2nightboiz January 26, 2019

Mexican Sunset

Sunny D 50/50 With Jose

A Mexican Sunset made with one bottle of Jose to half a gallon of Sunny D.

by DeManlucky13 August 6, 2011

Blue Mexican

A completely innocent and non-offensive term that can be used to fool and confuse the gullible. In reality, it means nothing, but is used with the implication of sone hidden depth or sordid detail.

"You taught me so much, I even know what felching is!"

"True, but you don't know everything. Bet you haven't even heard of a Blue Mexican!"

"No, what's that?"

"Oh I couldn't say. Far too inappropriate!"

by Purplehobnob July 16, 2019

curse of the mexican

When you've been outlawed from sex by the opposite gender you start to think everyone is hot

Bob: that girls is fine!
Steve: dude! look at her she's a troll
Bob: really
Steve: yes, how longs it been Bob
Bob: too long
Steve: you have the curse of the mexican bob
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by stealth reaper March 9, 2012

Mexican Carwash

When you go to a gas station and use the squeegee to wash your car....

José your car is so dirty, swing into the 7/11 and get a Mexican Carwash esé ...

by Dave the Carpenter May 18, 2023

Mexican Slinky

When too much Tequila is embibed by an individual causing erectile failure

Sorry baby, I drank too much tequila and I've got myself a Mexican Slinky.

by Amesjanderson November 7, 2014

stupid mexicans

Stupid Mexicans Synonym for Mexican. Also "Pepper-Bellies" "Jose'", "Dumbshit", "Speedy Gonzales", "Taco", "homie", "Gang-Banger", "Vato", "Cholo", "OG Beaner", "Thief", "Sand Nigger", "taco-Nigger", "limp dick".

The Stupid Mexicans should go back (to whence they came- Mexico).

by Chavez Jose Ritardo Gomez May 23, 2006