masturbation

the act of pleasuring yourself to a pic of hot boobs, ass, or porn,

oh man my favorite thing to do naked is masturbation

by masturbater naked fuck me September 7, 2021

Masturbation

The more you masturbate the smaller your dick gets

Did you know you get a smaller dick by masturbation

by Weeb2021staysafe December 29, 2021

masturbation

Finley Doyle's favorite active

finely just had masturbation session

by finster May 16, 2022

masturbationism

The ancient art of masturbating, reached to its peak level.

John: hey Reddie.
Reddie: I have mastered the art of masturbation. that I have reached masturbationism.
john: aight cuh.

by calatation July 13, 2022

Maskterbation

A form of masturbating in which masky is summoned upon finishing.

Chris: "Yo what the fuck are you doing?? Stop that??"

Mathias: "Doing it -- mnghh- - publicly --- is the only way to perform -- uhhhh -- Maskterbation! WOAH!"

Masky: "Yo wsp"

by MASKYTASKY July 19, 2022

masturbation escape plan

This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.

Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.

by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022

Masterbating roulette

When a group of men sit around in a circle, they all throw a dice, the amount rolled onto the dice is the amount of jerking off you have to do. The last one to cum wins

"Hey guys, do you wanna play masterbating roulette"

"Yeah, someone should get a dice

by thegayestnays.com November 7, 2022