Murphy's Law of "Junk"

"You can hold onto something for decades, and neither you nor anyone else will ever have a use for it, but then just as soon as you throw it out, either you will suddenly need it for something, or --- even more 'painful' --- **someone else** will come to you and humbly ask, 'Do you happen to have an extra ___?'" Rrrrrggggghhhhh----!!!

I'd had a couple of old 55-gallon oil-drums stashed in da garage for da past thirty years --- my grampa had given 'em to me when he and Gram were downsizing to move into an assisted-living apartment --- and they'd just sat there and gathered dust in da corner all that time. But then just two days --- TWO STINKIN' DAYS!! --- after I'd sent 'em to da crusher for recycling, a low-income neighbor dropped by and asked me if he could have them to use as burn-barrels --- guess dat was a classic case of Murphy's Law of "Junk" at work!!

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.

"Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep."

by Matty Firm May 31, 2022

videogame junk food

A videogame that does not improve or tries anything new to make it unique and stand out. It's basic and you've played something like it before. regardless, the game is still fun to play.

Keep in mind: if the game is bad, it's not videogame junk food.

"Call of Juarez Gunslinger is basically just videogame junk food."
"I know, that's why I love it."

by m'sir December 12, 2021

Shake Junk

When you thrust your hips forward and start shaking your stuff around like your life depends on it.

"Joe's wang was still sore from last night's rave, he had done the Shake Junk all night long, he may be hurting, but it was so totally worth it."

by JoeeoJ123321 May 16, 2016

Junk Bonding

Actively pursuing making friends with the wrong people for alternative gain or for self sabotage.

Example one:

Mike: Why are you talking to that guy?
John: Oh I'm junk bonding so that I can get us those football tickets.

Example two:

Howard: I have never understood why you talk to that woman.
Pete: I'm junk bonding with her cause I'm in a dark place and I need to see this through.

by Wholeeyo October 26, 2022

To junk

it’s where you go the whole week without washing your cock and balls, then fuck somebody with swamp ass, especially in the summertime

”I went to junk that bitch, and she was hella confused as to why I had such an elaborate odor”

by SwiftJace October 5, 2025

slam junk

A variation on a handjob, a slam junk is performed by jumping in the air with your arm outstretched, then slamming your hand, masturbation-style, onto the recipient's dick as if dunking a basketball. The more preferable variety of this position is performed with the recipient at a slightly higher elevation of 10 feet, although this is optional.

Yo, man, go lay down up there and I'll give you a slam junk!

by ACID13X May 26, 2012