Jonathan

Always thinks hes getting coochie, fat as fuck, and has a dad thats a bitch. He also gets his basketball hoop from the alleyway.

Jonathan you are annoying af
Ak: “Jonathan your dads a bitch”

by imhabesha March 16, 2019

Jonathan

A fuckin weirdo, that one kid that tries to hit on every girl yet still seems to get rejected by all of them

Jonathan keeps sliding in my dms ew.

by hillbillybongbong March 19, 2019

Jonathan Hayes

The horrible hybrid of Dylan and Calin. Got disowned by his family into a dumpster fire. The only person that loves him is his sex slave named Janelle. Would stick his dick into a wall if need be.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jonathan Hayes?
Guy 2: yeah his parents are fucking weird.

by YeNehSideKee April 29, 2019

Jonathan Poneman

Complete douchebag, co-founder of the lame ass Seattle record label Sub Pop Records, no talent whatsoever.

And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.

Why? You ask? For profit!

People still will never figure out that sneaky Jonathan Poneman and co. whacked Kurt Cobain. The truth may never come out, Nirvana fans! Sad sad sad.

by Krazee Rob July 2, 2019

Joneshia

Name of someone who is goal oriented, focused, intelligent, astute and a born leader. Low-key hilarious, might seem asexual until you get to know them and realise they're the most sexual person you could meet.

She is a true representation of how to be Joneshia.

by Triple J hero maniac July 14, 2019

jonathan

He is a guy that loves BIG BLACK COCK and loves sucking on it for DAYS.

ey Guys! Run a Jonathan is near!! get away before he starts to suck your dick

by the best pimp April 23, 2019

Jonathology

The Study and Science of the works of Jonathan T Freeman. Oftenly used to describe something that is of interest in Jonathan T Freeman that is oftenly consider unusual to others and used in a personal way. As in wanting to record 24/7 nature videos, creating a micronation, creating a language, making your own constellations, etc.

Hmm, my friends seem to be interested in Jonathology all of a sudden!

by Jonthania September 15, 2019