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mike jones 

rapper with some talent, but can say his own name 300 times per minute
mike jones!! who? mike jones!
mike jones by nig00h May 16, 2006

jonesdidilyownsing 

Ned Flanders way of saying "Jonesing"
"I hate to see tod jonesdidilyownsing"
jonesdidilyownsing by Penny89 September 25, 2009
a verb that means to crave something strongly, usually said in a construct with a participle (e.g. "to be jonesing for") and often pronounced without the 'g' at the end (e.g. "to be jonesin' for").

Sometimes the "for" is foregone. Usually a phrase emphasizing being in the moment is included, such as "right now" for the present, or "at that time", "right then" for the past. In past, present or future constructions, when said in a negative construction "just yet" is also used occasionally.
I'm really jonesing for a coffee right now.
I'm really jonesin' a cigarette right now.
I just got over being sick for a week. I'd like to go to the concert, but I'm not jonesin' to be out in public just yet.
jones by alternabear March 23, 2016

toolbag jones 

The name for someone who is a tool
Hey, there goes Toolbag Jones, with his collar popped, and his boat shoes
toolbag jones by F-18 September 15, 2009

Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV 

Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV (1953-2008) was a founding member of the "Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV Experience" (1995-2003), a Christian Metal band from Norway. Although never reaching widespread popularity the group made favorites such as "Buckets ...of Redeeming Blood" and "Screaming Salvation".
"Hey d00d, whats your favorite band?"

"Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV Experience, fool."

"Oh shit, thats hardcore."

"Please dont curse. God doesnt like it."
Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV by kiathy October 7, 2009

Randy Jones 

A term used to describe being present yet having little effect, or quite possibly even a negative effect. References Los Angeles Kings defenseman Randy Jones in the 2009-2010 season.
Dude 1: "How was your week?"

Dude 2: "Shit, I skated by like Randy Jones."
Randy Jones by Terry Murray June 21, 2010