Jonas

Used to describe an individual who is incapable of cranking 90s

Dude that guy sucks at cranking. He’s a total jonas.

by Lauren pancakez May 12, 2022

Jonas

A kid who can see beyond his community, the Receiver of Memory.

Dude 1: Bruh i feel like Jonas rn after watching film theory
Dude 2: did you sleep last night??
Dude 1: nah i gave a memory away :7

by alter_ego_cole May 14, 2022

jonashifts

A very cool tiktoker who shifts

Person 1: “hey! Did you watch Jonashifts’ new video?”
Person 2 : “isnt Jonashifts that very cool tiktoker that shifts?”
Person 3: Yes! You should definitely follow them

by Jonashifts May 18, 2022

Jonas

A czech male.

Hey, have you heard about jonas?

Is he Czech?

Yeah

Ok

by Mcdonaldsman May 21, 2022

jonas hygen bjorvig

The most beautiful blonde blue eyed Norwegian man. His cock is giant, but un circumcised. He loves soccer and is super good. He has monkey feet and are wider than long. Jonas is big and strong very masculine and we love jonas.

I wish my penis was bigger: call jonas jonas hygen bjorvig he can be your substitue

by Green tea22 July 7, 2022

Jonas

A kid burned with huge penis to have fun in the party. He will always find a girl to rub.

Ewww everybody run! It’s Jonas !

by Jonas fucker July 21, 2022

jonas

A dumbass who spends all of his primitive life in his monkey dwelling cave, unable to grasp the texture of grass. Many of these guys show ape-like behavior whenever they get excited.

Person 1: Why is there an ape on my lawn?
Person 2: Oh that's just a "Jonas"
Jonas: Oga bouga boo
Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh It is grunting!
Person 2: *dies by the jonas*

by cantahope July 26, 2022