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jelish

The process of taking part in sexual activities with either a single or multiple jellyfish and then also consuming the jellyfish afterwards. Jelishing usually results in extreme burns and stinging pains in the genital area, as well as inside the mouth from eating the flesh of the jellyfish. It can be extremely dangerous for one to jelish, as many species of jellyfish have stings that can result in death. It is therefore recommended to stick to weaker stinging jellyfish and avoid jelishing with jellyfish such as the Portuguese Man o' War or the box jellyfish.
"James just left hospital after a month of recovery after making the foolish decision to jelish some of the jellyfish down at the beach."
by Medusozoalover69 January 18, 2018
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jewish lies

-Lies beyond lies -
Tales that go far beyond anywhere near the truth
Friend: “I go to the doctor everyday

Me: “Jewish lies”
by Lil class at May 26, 2018
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Jewish Pizza

Jewish pizza is made when celebrating passover. Back in Biblical times, if you didn't put lamb blood on your front doorframe when passover came, the Angel of Death would curse you household by killing the firstborn child of the family. If you put the lamb blood like you were supposed to, the Angel of Death would passover your house.
hey dudde, siince its passover, lets make some jewish pizza for our jewish bros.
ya dude! just get dominos cheese pizza but add like a few of whatever and call it jewish pizza
by Jewish Pizza for Jakes June 2, 2018
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Jewish cumblaster

When two hairy Jewish men get together and one of them performs anal sex on the other, spluges in the gaping anal cavity, licks the nut out and spits it in the other jews face.
Dude, last night I gave jason a Jewish cumblaster.
by Jizzstain1234 May 11, 2018
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Jewish Cumblaster

When two Jewish men get together and one of the jews performs anal sex on the other jew, that jew then spluges his creamy goo inside of the other jew, lucks it out and spits it in his face.
I can't believe Jason let me do the Jewish cumblaster to him last night!
by Jizzstain1234 May 16, 2018
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jershea

A name usually for a girl but can be used as a boys name if wanted. This person is beautiful and trustworthy. Is always trying to help people who have problems or are in need. But watch out becuase Jershea likes drama, people tell her stuff and she likes to open her mouth and talk.
Person 1: I have a real big secret to tell you Jershea can i trust you?

Jershea: yes! You can trust me with anything and everything under the sun
by Just popping 231e May 16, 2018
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Jewishho

Btw it's by mason b.

Jewishho's are primarily bitches and dickheads. They don't believe in Jesus so they deserve to get fucked up. They are also undoubtedly the biggest homos of all time.
You're such a Jewishho you fag
by M.x.b July 22, 2018
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