New Jersey jiggler

Originated in New Jersey, but rapidly went global when the rest of the world felt its sting. Involves coaxing your male friend into mooning someone/somebody. When he drops his britches, you pull out a metal ruler or yard stick and slap the hell out of the back of his wedding tackle. Very painful and unless your friends are complete morons, they will only fall for this all time party favorite once.

Ryan: Hey yo Chris, moon that bus of nuns over there!
Chris: YEAH! (spoken Lil' Jon style)
Chris drops trow and reveals his shockingly white ass as Ryan discreetly pulls out a metal ruler.
There is a smack heard round the world as Chris's now black n' blue ball sack flies forward hitting him in the face.
Chris: Do that again you gheymo and I'll lite your face on fire and put it out with an ice pick!

by ruthless January 31, 2005

jersey

In a hockey fight when you reach around behind an opponent, grab his jersey and pull it up over his head, thereby covering his eyes so you can punch his freakin' lights out.

"Did you see Tie Domi jersey that guy in the Leaf game last night?"

by Big Daddy April 28, 2004

New Jersey

we don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. we say fuck you to everything. we are the best state in the coutry and we let everyone know it. Cawfee , pizza , boardwalk subs and cheese fries are life. The highest paid teachers in the country and the top 5 in education every year. There's two parts Dirty Jersey and South Jersey. you know where your from by the girls.we dont have a professional baseball team but we take the yankees in like they're are own. yes, we take ownership of both new york football teams that play in new jersey....and the devils they rock!

Texan: Fuck you im from texas
New Jersian: Bitch fuck you im from jersey

New Jersey is the only place in the country to live.

by DerrtyJerzee201 January 2, 2008

jersey chaser

These are the girls that are found always at the men's athletic sporting events. Often they are pretty girls that follow around the players and believe that they will all be famous. They tend to apply titles to them instead of names, such as "he plays baseball, or he is a football player” You can point them out easily, look for the cute girl and ugly guy. They can name you every players name and number on the roster of each particular sport. Unless you play that sport, they rarely pay attention to you. While this deals with colleges, it is similar to the high school idea of “I am dating the quarterback of the football team.”

"All of the baseball players are at that bar, lets go"

"You have no chance with her, she is a jersey chaser"

"I date a football player"

by PLBSK February 8, 2008

Jerd

describes someone who is highly demanding, often shrugs the shoulders, "ehh" and "sshh" are key in their vocabulary, often says they have time for nothing else because they are so busy but in fact just bum around according to their facebook status, and says one thing but usually means another

while talking to a friend, said friend replies with the shrugging of shoulders and 'ehh'...."did you really just jerd me?"

by coco&chanel July 6, 2009

New Jersey

A place where people say Joisy instead of Jersey but insist they say Jersey. A place of bad haircuts and gold chains. When traveling down I95 if you see a hole in the ground and smell foul odors you're there. Where people focus on superficial shit like their tan and how many times they went to the gym that week. Where the guys beat off while watching videos of themselves beating off. Where they hate New York but they're just New York light. A place where liberal douche bag singers like Bruce Springsteen come from. He sucks, you know it. A place where you can bang nasty orange skin skanks. The beach is defined as the place where you can get used needles that washed ashore. Where AIDS and drug use is as common as the foul smelling air. A place that is the butt of many jokes. Tied with West Virginia with the least amount of last names in the phone book. Claim they invented cheese fries. When you go to a bar there all you can smell is cheap cologne, tanning lotion and stank pussy. Instead of Karaoke nights they have fist pumping nights. When super storm Sandy hit it was like someone flushed the toilet but some of the turds didn't go down.

Person 1- "I have to go to New Jersey this weekend."
Person 2- "That sucks. Make sure you get tested when you get back."
Person 1- "Tested for what."
Person 2- "AIDS, syphilis, gonorrhea, lung capacity, IQ, hair products, excessive liberalism and skin cancer."

by The real Satan's Helper February 6, 2015

jerd

a jewish nerd. someone who is a nerd and also practices judiasm.

James:Hey dude can I borrow like 50 dollars?

Ted:No, I am saving up for the new Halo

James:C'mon man, stop being such a jerd

by Biggie Smalls99 August 3, 2009