author is open to hearing about dead batteries

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.

"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

by sharksrcool January 8, 2023

when the imposter is sus

when the imposter is sus

when the imposter is sus

by king bruh ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ December 22, 2020

this house is bitchin

During the CW show “The Flash”, Cisco tries to decipher Barry’s symbols. When he inputs it into the computer it deciphered as “THIS HOUSE IS BITCHIN”. Which then the meme was born. Some theorized that Bart Allen in the future would say that.

Come on, THIS HOUSE IS BITCHIN!

by 856cat October 22, 2017

Who Is Joe

Never ask this question, if you ask this question you’re going to get annihilated, as the person will usually respond with “Joe Mama” which will give a heart attack to the person who asked.

Peter Griffin Who is Joe?
Barack Obama Joe Mama!
Peter Griffin *fucking dies*
Barack Obama *default dance*

by LordForkSquad August 5, 2019

explanation is joke murder

If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.

I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.

by JormanThoad April 19, 2017

What Is Love

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

What is love?

by Iminguendo26 April 22, 2018

my name is skyler white yo

Look, lady, whatever you're
selling, I ain't buying, yo.
Well, my name is Skyler White, yo.
My husband is Walter White, yo.
He told me everything.

guy:look,lady what whatever you're
selling, I ain't buying, yo.
lady:Well, my name is Skyler White, yo. (vine boom)My husband is Walter White, yo(vine boom).
He told me everything.
my name is skyler white yo

by xxcringynameemoxx October 25, 2022