hood mona lisa 

Ethan keller

Ethan Keller is the hood Mona lisa

hood mona lisa by Rico shnasty September 26, 2020

Hood Rice 

Cocaine. Also used to describe something of intrest

mark this game is fucking hood rice.

Hood Rice by doucheen mandick February 22, 2009

Hood Humor 

The fake ice cream truck that trolls your neighborhood. You can tell its just a van that has spray painted the Good Humor logo on it. It looks ghetto as shit. Sometimes you wonder if the guy sells bud too.

guy 1:Hey I just got a chaco taco from the Hood Humor guy and he gave me this free Colombian gum.

guy 2: Yeah, he's probably just being nice so you wont report him to the feds.

guy 1: Huh, my teeth feel funny.

Hood Humor by part irishman September 19, 2009

Hood Rich

Copped a new BMW, but live in the ghetto.

Girl, you like my new hood rich Bimmer? I don't know where I'm going to park without it getting broken into though.

Hood Rich by C Burnett December 12, 2007

hood rich

this kid at school who says 'huh huh huh huh' 'hoodrich' and other various expressions using his grunt-'huh'-like 'huh plus huh equals hhhuuuhhh!'

hoodrich is a taint!

huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh

hood rich by david kuo October 20, 2004

Hood Rat 

Hood Rats are losers who walk around downtown. They have no job, and usually dropped out of high school. They are often spotted by the Mountain Dew bottle located in the back pocket. They always have about half their underwear showing.

Dave : Look at that kid 12 year old kid smokin a cig, and he has mountain dew in his back pocket

Diddy : Yeah he must be a total hood rat

Hood Rat by p-diddsss July 28, 2011

Hood Ornament

Jaywalkers. People or animals crossing in the middle of the street where there is no crosswalk.

I was out Christmas shopping and there were hood ornaments all over the place! I had to swerve to avoid the ugly ones. You know I want a cute guy in just the right pose for my hood ornament.

Hood Ornament by Lauren Cooper March 5, 2008