caught blue handed

This occurs after someone has been turkish smurf jobbed.The sexual frustration caused by the turkish smurf job forces the said person to jack off. This results in their hand (in the turks case his left hand) being dyed bright blue.

Sarah "akan, why's your left hand all blue?"

Akan "oo fml man, I've been caught blue handed!"

by charlie29 November 13, 2009

italian clothes hanger

sexual position where male inserts penis into womans vagina and lifts her up with her legs wraped around him. very hot position!

i wanted to try the italian clothes hanger with my girlfriend but when i went to i found out she was a he.

bitch lets do the italian clothes hanger!XD

by Miranda Hoyt December 15, 2008

The Handler

One who runs up and down the school halls, hates the world, and has no personality.

That kid sure is a Handler.

by Aquairus May 31, 2005

Stanford Handkerchief

Spread the buttcheeks, and blow your nose! its high class.

a woman bends over expecting a possible doggystyle session, instead she ... stanford handkerchief :)

by Stadium Status December 30, 2007

Pan Handlers Putin

The Ejaculate of a homeless person.

I'll Put an extra dollar in that cup if you sqirt me with your Pan Handlers Putin.

by Peacockthree May 13, 2005

Polish Handkerchief

When you have to blow your nose but you don't have a handkerchief or tissue, so you blow your snot into your hand. Then you whip your hand to fling off the snot.

That nasty dude just did a Polish Handkerchief and then shook your hand.

by Camper dog June 16, 2010

Handkerbate

To masturbate with a clean slightly unfolded Handkerchief around the penis

guy 1 - what did you get up to last night?
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.

by hank-er-choo January 22, 2008