Grompus

Grompus is a real boy with an attitude. A true legend amongst real gamers. You see him on any game, you'll probably win.

Person1: Yo who's Grompus?
Person2: SHHHH! Thoust can't speak the name of the lord aloud thust he smite us down for blasphemy.

by Grompus January 3, 2019

Grum

Someone who is petty and always difficult. They also always play the victim.
Someone who is grum will sometimes act innocent and will almost always play the victim.

Wilbert: God she is so grum

Scarlet: I know right !

by Too_relatable.1 April 18, 2020

Ur Gramp a Tramp

This is not to be used lightly as it can end a man's entire career, the phrase is closely related to "Ur Daddy Lesbian", "Ur Mom Gay", "Ur Granny Tranny", and the newest addition "Ur Sister a Mister" and can be used in the same way.

Bector: Ur Mom Gay
Sethieboii: Ur Daddy Lesbian
Bector: Ur Sister a Mister
Sethieboii: Ur Gramp a Tramp
Bector: ** Dies **

by Sethieboii May 11, 2018

join grumper

a join-grumper is usually a normal looking man who does something inexplicable to other men.

arif khan (at the weekend)

by preston outatime March 22, 2005

grumpkin

Describes sosmeone who suddenly turns extremely and uncharacteristically grumpy at night, particularly after midnight. Word evolved from pumpkin - someone who suddenely turns sleepy at midnight.

Watch out - after midnight she turns into a grumpkin!

by Grumpkin April 30, 2006

Grampaw

An old, washed-up hippie. Devoid of any human kindness. One who preys on the weakness of young girls and whose only concern is self-preservation. A sad, lonely man who will never know how to love or the meaning of a real friend or lover. Also, one who keeps his hair long way past when it should have been cut, as a method to try and preserve any youth even though it makes him look retarded - sort of like Michael Bolton in the '90's.

How does that grampaw think he can score that chick?

by MichelleA February 19, 2009

Grumpy Snail

When one partner lays reluctantly on his/her stomach and is then penetrated in the anus by their partner. Said partner has their back haunched for maximum insertion-giving the appearance of the shell.

"Tina owed me a favor so she let me give her a grumpy snail before we left for the party."

by fireman623 October 17, 2013