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Sperm Goggles

The degradation of your ability to judge the attractiveness of the opposite sex after you have not had sex for an extended period of time. Related to Beer goggles. But with a lack of sex as the modifying agent.
Dude 1 : Hey she's kinda cute.
Dude 2 : Dude! she's a bipedal cow with a stache. I know it's been awhile, but man, take off the sperm goggles.
by Wood Dragon March 7, 2007
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google.com

The answer to all of lifes problems. i swear. whatever the hell you need, just enter it in the search bar. Mail-Order-Wives, New Insults, A Kick-Ass online slang dictionary (its true how i found this site), Cars, Cant remember the name of a song? just enter in the lyrics in "". It will change your effing life.
Average Human: dude, where the hell is cambodia?

Informative Human: go to google.com already, dumbass.
by Windy City Hottie June 27, 2006
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arab goggles

Put ones testicles over someones eyes
While I was doing your mom I gave her some Arab goggles
by Steven A Sayegh August 3, 2006
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googlebanger

jimmy gizmo is a googlebanger.
by ruthiegirl December 27, 2007
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Hun goggles

Like beer goggles but applies specifically to the lack of attractive females at the Hun School of Princeton.
Male Student #1: Yo, that girl is thiiiccc, should I smash?
New Student: What are you talking about? You nasty bro.
Male Student #2: Put on your Hun goggles and have another look.
New Student: Ok, yeah I'd smash.
by BigBoy65 October 21, 2017
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lebenese eye goggles

The act of hovering your testicles over an individual, and slowing lowering down until one testicle falls into each eye socket, resembling goggles which may or may not have originated in lebenon.
"My buddy was passed out on the floor, so we decided to to administer some lebenese eye goggles for our entertainment, and photo opportunities."
by jh January 17, 2005
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