shotgun gaper

One who is willing to do anything and everything to get to that point where he can legally call "shotgun."

Mike is a shotgun gaper. He's been riding shotgun for two months straight now.

by Panda T. September 1, 2006

gaping

Hole is wide open

I stuck it in her gaping hole

by Studio February 25, 2003

gaper

an asshole that's been used and abused so often that it doesn't readily close when an object (penis, dildo, zucchini, etc.) is removed from it.

"This porn whore is a vet! she's got a gaper!"

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

Gape Sandwich

Butt-fucking two women at the same time, one on top of the other, switching from one to the other, and making each woman's asshole spread open after taking one's cock out.

Tedd fucked Aimee and Sophie together, spreading each of their tight assholes one after the other made for a tasty Gape Sandwich on the couch, with Sophie on top.

by anal clef conducter July 11, 2009

aerial gaping

When a shark attemps to vent its frustration after losing a kill by suffocating and punishing itself through raising its head and gills above the water and attempting to breath the open air.

Look at the aerial gaping on that shark! It's huge!

by Andrew and Taylor October 23, 2006

Gapplication

The 1-page application found primarily in the services and retail sectors, commonly picked up at the counter and filled out directly onsite.

"Are you hiring for the holidays? I'd like a Gapplication please."

by superkathryn August 15, 2010

Gapingassitus

Chronic condition in which one's anus is miraculously opened to enormous sizes at any given moment.

Sometimes I wake up in the morning with half of my bed up my ass, I think my cat Mittens was swallowed as well. Then I knew I had Gapingassitus. It was time to call Uncle Brian.

by ChronicPineapple February 17, 2014