Ferretphile

Another word for pedophile

Originated on the app called iFunny, despite its overwhelming pedophile, racist and terrorist problem. Ifunny would rather censor words than fix the problem.

Guy 1 :" Man I heard the iFunny Mods were ferretphiles"
Guy 2:"What the fuck is a ferretphile?"
Guy 1: "ugh, ifunny and its shitty censor system"

by CrustyTurdSack September 19, 2020

Ferret

Draco Malfoy

Oh look, it's Malfoy the ferret

by nice.nice November 28, 2020

Ferret paw

A large hairy turd that sits on a toilet seat. Looks cute at first but smells like shit.

My Grandpa left me a ferret paw in the bathroom, a big hairy turd on the toilet seat.

by FGBeezy November 30, 2020

Ferrero Rocher

When you dip your nuts into a jar of Nutella for your partner to lick up as a for of oral stimulation.

Damn, that Ferrero rocher was amazing last night, did you feel good?

by Tammy4Eva December 2, 2020

Ferret

A pedophile, this is because of bullshit censorship to protect yulkytulky.

Person 1: fuck yulkytulky they’re a pedo

(Redacted) : no, this displeases me

Person 1: fuck yulkytulky they’re a ferret

by Igor- December 2, 2020

Ferret

A ferret is a Cat Noodle.

They fit through tiny spaces while also attacking your toes.

"What a cute Ferret!"

"Ferret, That's a Cat Noodle!"

"Watch out its gonna bite your toes!"

by cheeseburger666723 February 23, 2021

Ferreting

When someone doesn’t want a relationship with you, but only wants to keep you for themselves!

Kathy was FERRETING John, while she slept with all his friends!
John was ferreting Denise, even though he had a family with another woman!

by Æither February 26, 2021