february 5

National Lick A Pussy Day

person 1:hey what the hell are you doing

person 2: *stops licking cat and looks at person 1* . Its february 5.

person 1: so ?

person 2: national lick a pussy day . you should too

by hornyjaehyun October 16, 2019

february 9

National gamer day.

Jake: Hey guess what!
Mallory: What?
Jake: It’s February 9th!
Mallory: Ok..? And?
Jake: It’s national gamer day!!

by NincompoopNavarre October 14, 2019

february 28th

The fittest girls are born on this day,feb 28th is national booty slapping day and snogging day, so chap them lips ladys 🎃💓

Man: im about to smack my girls ass and snog her hard

Friend: why?
Man: cause its February 28th ma g

by It me uno 💓 October 13, 2019

febreze

Method of cleaning clothes that are far too dirty for the washing machine.

If you're going to bring her back here you better febreze that pile of shit on the futon.

by ryan.s October 16, 2008

Febreze ironing

to make ones clothes, usually dirty or emanating bad smells, appear as though they have been recently cleaned by spraying them with Febreze or rubbing them heavily with a dryer sheet. Usually due to the fact that there were not any clean clothes available or because the clothes have touched something smelly or the wearer hugged somebody who was especially putrid.

Stephanie was running late this morning so she did some Febreze ironing real quick before getting into her car.

I don't have time to clean my dress before going on my date- and it smells kind of funky... I need some Febreze, where'd you put it?

by Smatty December 18, 2007

Ferry

Someone who is a jerk or dickhead that thinks hes edgy. They normally play fortnite and try to flex on people

He was such a ferry he kept on trying to flex his gucci on me.

by EpicFortniteTeam11LitXD March 1, 2019

february 11

The day when the most beautiful, talented, caring, and best girl in the world was born, Park Chaeyoung.

"What day is today?"

"It's daysé, it's February 11!"

by seulgi love bot October 14, 2019